Mess-giving Day

Since, as Jehovah's Witnesses, we do not celebrate national or religious holidays, today is Mess-giving Day.  This means that I look around the yard at all the various messes waiting to be dealt with, give them a good talking to and take them to the dump or wherever else they may belong.  It includes all the junk left over from the Great Back Stairs ReCreation,

 (any questions on the Advisability of Goats Living Under Your Back Stairs will be passed on to the Head of the Household who holds the credit for the genius of this idea)

the Truck Repair That Was Never Cleaned Up,
and the Goat Induced Episode of the Compost Pile That Was Destroyed and Scattered.  (No photographic evidence of this is included due to the possibility of some being shocked and offended by the nature of the compost.)

Balance in required in the cleaning of these areas today as Rome was neither built nor destroyed in a day, and we have the Circuit Overseer tonight.  That's a whole nother mess-giving list, but we're working on it every day, folks.